You are the most dangerous kind of female the world can ever know. You carry the seeds for your own destruction and the destruction of everyone who loves you. And a great many will love you for your beautiful face for your seductive body; but you will fail them all because you will believe they all fail you first. You are an idealist of the worst kind - the romantic idealist. Born to destroy and self destruct.
A note to myself
You’ve been driving way too fast
You’ve been pushing way too hard
You’ve been taking things too far
Who do you think you are?
Maybe wait until the summertime
Maybe wait until December
Because a heartfelt seduction
Lasts a life time
I don’t remember if I posted this a long time ago but Sean brought it up today and, just like two years ago, I could not stop laughing. So a bunch of us were at an Express in Las Vegas and a DJ was spinning live in the store, brilliantly mashing up Kanye’s “Flashing Lights” with Gaga’s “Paparazzi.” The result was so hilariously bad that it forever implanted itself into our brains. Sean graciously decided to recreate the mashup, titling it “The Shitty Paparazzi vs. Flashing Lights Mashup We Heard at Express.” Enjoy!
Someday we will find all our past and future lives. You know I’m looking forward.
